MILKING MAMAS

Thought we were gonna write, 'Like Milk?- Didn-t ya? You-ll be udderly shocked when you see dairy queens Karen, Gabby, Kate, Elaine and Sandra squeeze their bloated knockers, point their swollen nipples and squirt huge jets of fresh milk all over themselves and the set. If you-ve never seen lactation videos before, this is the one to get. Our SCORE Group videographer had to dress like a Cape Cod fisherman to stay dry while he taped their antics. By the time our mammary marauders got through doing their milking magic, our drenched studio looked like a dairy factory the day after an explosion. Definitely an acquired taste, but if you-re lactose-tolerant, Milking Mamas will put the cream in your coffee.